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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Have you noted the shape of the blacked out area covering her schmoo?

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    I reckon she got friction burns when Kal-el got her pumped. Either that or she spilled a cup of tea into her lap which she claims must have been at least 130o in temperature #costaclaimpending

    She's a Wid from me, still got two other serviceable orifices even if her minge is ruined.
     
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    GroveRanger, Nov 2, 2016
  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I love being so blatantly obvious <laugh>
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    She's had a Brazilianano.
     
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  5. gas

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    Ah wid
     
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  6. Tina.

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    Quelle surprise.
     
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  7. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Still wid
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I hate coffee shops and the ****s that go in them so sounds reasonable.
     
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  9. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    To keep you there m8. Mibbe entice you to purchase summat else.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Devious bastards.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****s.

    Only time I go into them is at motorway service stations. Want a quick coffee and canny drink the ****in thing cos it's too hot <grr>
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Ask the bird to put more milk in your drink to cool it down, then ask her how she's getting on with Toby.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I like my coffee like monica likes his wimmin, black and no sugar.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 3, 2016
  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I Like my coffee like my wimmen too. Dark and bitter.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I like my coffee like my men. Strong and Black
     
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  16. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Milton Jones :- "I like my coffee like my women, Black and with a penguin"
     
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