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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 25, 2016
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Amputee porn was banned after Real Mick found God .. ...

    Or Mrs Mick found Not606
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Wid ye let her roger yer erchie wae her stump?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 25, 2016
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Is this some sort of trick question?

    3, 2, 1 or no legs she'd get it.
     
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  5. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Tricky one this and I must admit it has me stumped.

    Yacontcha!
     
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    Tiddler, Jul 25, 2016
  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^****
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Stumps can be quite handy (see what I did there!).

    For example, I wid kick yer ass at pool/snooker because if ye leave the white tight on the coosh it isny a problem to me :grin:
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Doesn't mean you'd still win. Would give you a very slight advantage.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 25, 2016
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    No chance, she's just had the usual photoshop treatment.

    You fat old ugly ****s must be married to some proper pigs <rofl>
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's proven to be quite a big advantage. :grin:
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^^ his stumpy finger is bigger than his cock
     
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  12. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Take your word for it ****ter.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Jul 25, 2016
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You know that's not so. :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Jul 25, 2016
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    ^^^^^^ Hasn't used his cock in over 40 years
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He has so.

    Over the sink while weeping.

    The same way he eats is meals (pot noodles).
     
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    Gambol, Jul 25, 2016
  16. ERINBLACK

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    Pot Noodles are for Central Belters

    That and Buckfast.
     
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  17. Redwino

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    Never had Pot Noodles ( or Buckfast ) but Ah Wid
     
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