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  1. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    Evening Guys!

    Currently in a bizaree hotel in Hamburg, loving the trek so far! Had some incredible laughs. Including an amazing story with my mate with a prostitute in Amsterdam.

    Any Toon news? I heard about Cabaye. Whats the crack with him? Should i come back home and cry for him?
     
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  2. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    **** off
     
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  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    No tell us the Prozzie story

    Cabaye is currently playing, Santon had a impressive 90min in U21s
     
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  4. The Situation

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    Please elaborate!
     
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  5. I want curly hair too

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    I thought it'd be months before you posted <laugh> but yeah more about amsterdam?! haha


    ?!
     
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  6. Heavy Metal Toon

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    lerl
     
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  7. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Kill all the Germans you see!

    And I want to hear that prostitute story!

    And Cabaye is fine :)
     
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  8. Amnesiac

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    You **** off <ok>

    And hope you're having a good time lad, but more about the amusing incident <laugh>
     
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  9. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    twat
     
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  10. P.T.N

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    Well, we were in the RDL. Went for some "coffee" and he ended up having too much "coffee" and beer. So it is safe to say he was ****ered.

    Off he went in search of a girl to accompony himself with for the evening. He brings this rather rough looking girl to where we were drinking and claimed he would meet us later.

    This girl then gets him even more ****ed raises her price, and leads him to a cash machine. After he takes the.money out she takes the money. Then she says she would like to make a call on his phone. He gives her the phone, only for her to kick him in the groin and attempt to run off. However, she then runs straight into a copper who watched everything.

    When he told us the story in the morning, we were creased haha
     
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  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    well it ended well.
     
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  12. P.T.N

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    Me too haha. But 3 of the lads are ill. So they have had an early night. So im alone in the bar. So thought id see What the craic was like here
     
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    not as well as it could have!
     
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    And so you should have been. I hope your mate learned a lesson, he was a very lucky boy that a copper was at hand and witnessed everything.
     
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  15. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    true dat
     
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  16. The Secret Ingredient

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    not the kind of story i was hoping for .....glad you're having a good time
     
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    Have you had a stroke?
     
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  18. The Secret Ingredient

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    <laugh>
     
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    No doubt you'll have a few scrapes before you get home, keep a diary, could be a best seller. Stay Safe!
     
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  20. Heavy Metal Toon

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    What a ****ing whore. I would have smacked the **** out of that slut if she did that to me.
     
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