Who am I?

You had better respond to your AMA thread, you horrible, selfish ****.

 

The 2nd question is a tricky one Ponders, you wee rascal. Is it a trick one?

 

Nope.

In fact, I thought I'd given too much away on that one.

It's a good quiz, eh?

 

The best, P.

Now go to my Thailand thread, please.

 

yep it is a good one as always, I am going through my brain trying to think who the second one is though, I might need to use google soon!

 

Don't let yourself down, M.

 

Rosanne Barr ?

 

Desmond Llewelyn
Fanny Cradock
Peter Katin

All lived in Bexhill-on-Sea

 

Lenny Henry
Mike Tyson
Ving Rhames

All beasted Mon's wife right up the farter

 

Desmond Llewelyn
Fanny Cradock
Peter Katin

All spent their final years in Bexhill-on-Sea

 

Desmond Llewelyn
Fanny Cradock
***** Ger

All shagged darkies

 

Super work, Mega M-Man.

I've managed to secure you this excellent wall chart for last year's Women's Soccer Championship. Enjoy!

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I thought nothing could top the chart of the pigeon the last time. How wrong I was!

 

wheres its dick?

 

Tags

 

It uses its beak for ejaculation purposes.

It takes in seed and lets out seed in equal measure.

 

With Hungarian Jewish ancestry, I was born in London during the late 19th century
I enlisted for the British Army and served in the Great War, but I suffered shell shock and was decommissioned
I enjoyed a prolific Broadway career throughout the 20s before moving to Hollywood, where I mostly played archetypal English gentlemen
I died as a result of WW2, and Winston Churchill expressed his sorrow for my passing in his autobiography

I was born in the USA during the second decade of the 20th century
I began golf caddying at the age of seven and went on to win over 80 PGA events, including many majors
I served in the U.S Navy during WW2 but a back injury led to my discharge after two years
I was well-known for my folksy image and corny statements

I was born into a Roman Catholic household in the USA, just after the turn of the 20th century
My career began with tap dancing in vaudeville shows, and then progressed to film, TV and theatre
I performed for US servicemen in the Pacific Theatre during WW2
My face was left permanently marked by the makeup used for my most famous role

 

The second one is *****ger

 

Strange. I can't seem to find the line "Married a fat darkie".

 

Leslie Howard
Sam Snead
James Cagney

Do we need a link?