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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    WhatsApp innit. A thread.
    By Sucky.

    This is Bob.
    Bob has recently started smoking weed aged 34.
    Bob called me today on Videosapp.

    This is my story.
    Bob calls to show me he's bought a bong. (it's a proper Bush Market one but I refrain from popping his bubble)

    Bob loads up and takes a hit, before this he asks "how do I do it?" so I tell him to fill with water and get a bud ready.
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    Bob feels that **** instantly! PicsArt_06-10-02.25.03.png


    Feeling euphoric, Bob goes for another hit! I try and tell him to hold off a few mins at least, let that one sink in 1st and see how he goes with it, I know telling Bob this will only encourage him to do the opposite. My plan works a treat....
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    Bob takes it like a man, holds it in for as long as he can and releases resulting ina few life threatening coughs but after those he feels great.. PicsArt_06-10-02.24.12.png


    3 mins after that he feels even greater. As do his arms which start moving randomly as his breath becomes short. PicsArt_06-10-02.49.36.png

    At this point he's not hearing anything I'm saying and starts mumble singing so I hang up on his buzzin arse. PicsArt_06-10-02.48.53.png
    The End.



    Tune in soon for more..
    Whatsapp innit!
    with Sucky.
     
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  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    <laugh> not sure I should be encouraging you!

    Anyway, charge yer fooking battery, otherwise you'll miss the next episode of Bob your Gay friend.
     
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  3. Sucky

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    <laugh>
    Wouldnt normally play this but regarding the battery <whistle>
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    5% battery!

    I didn't realise you were female Suckster.
     
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  5. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    The 5% is the number of people who care
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Does Bob know you're sharing images of him consuming drugs on the Internet?
     
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  7. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    I do now :emoticon-0121-angry

    and to think i thought we had been cut me off as his battery had died .
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Can’t really relay my Watsapp vid calls on here via the medium of images


    Will end up getting banned
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nah. **** Bob.
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ive got some convos I might put up after I rub out names ect lol
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    My battery's always low for various reasons but rarely gets above 45%<laugh>
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Bob needs to brush his damn teef.
     
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  13. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Bet you take sneaky pics on a lads weekend and send them to all the wives/girlfriends.
    Poor form
    0/10
     
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  14. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Bob’s been doxxed, probably ban worthy tbh.
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Bobs fine guise 20200610_213025.jpg
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Sympathy post <rose>
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Thanks mate. kind of you :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Bob got that expression on his face like Sucky jus told him what he done with the cock pics
     
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