What's your favourite position?

1) On the pitch

2) That you like to play in

It's a toughie, but I reckon mine is:

1) The Roy Keane position of snapping ****s, bossing games and snarling.

Note: I like goalkeepers if they're mad bastards, like Lehman

2) Attacking Midfielder

 

.

 

Am a David Ginola-esque winger

 

In the hole behind the striker

 

Reclined with each of my legs in a pregnancy stirrup.

 

Do you mean to play in yourself or just in general?

 

I can play anywhere. sounds big headed but I'm ****ing class

 

Goalkeeper and right back.

 

Nice point, Beale....I've edited it!

 

Trev: the Adam Virgo aka Utility Man. i.e. too **** to hold a position so will playanywhere.

 

I played every position for my last team. Settled into central defence coz I got slow and coz I'm dead intimidating.

 

I'm a goal machine so I just stay up front these days

 

Laudrup was the one over aged player in the Girls Under 12's league.

Bless.

 

1) On the pitch - Has to be the target man old fashioned centre forward. Get's all the fun of a centre half (physicality, aerial battles) with the added bonus of scoring goals.

2) That you like to play in - Hole in behind the striker, bridging midfield to attack, finding pockets of space between the opposition defence and midfield, hitting piledrivers from 30 yards

 

.

 

We should get a not606 football team together. The glesga hummels and the black george weah

 

I was always last to get picked so I played where I was telt. Am ****in rubbish at fitba

 

Anywhere so long as there's no running required. So tripping ****s up in the middle of a 5 a side pitch, basically.

 

Silly mid on.

 

Always been goalkeeper... and Im ****ing excellent!

No, not because I fill the goal as Im so fat etc etc...Anybody who says it's cause I'm fat is a gay **** who sucks tramps for free.