I thought I had an ingrowing toe nail! It's ok though, don't fret, I must have just stubbed my toe and not noticed.
Terrible news, terrible. Peter is in big trouble with Leanne and Carla is back on the drink. Oh and Owen has done the dirt deed with Garries mam
I actually pissed today without spraying in all 3 urinals at work at the same time. So for me anyway its been something of a good day. Anyone who knows which film that quote is from is either really sad or has been watching ITV2 a lot recently at twilight hours.