Watch Coventry v Exeter, or drape my wet bollocks over the electric fence.....hmmm! That time of season Winky pal! Gonna hurt like Fug!
I've got a battery and fencer spare. Happy to provide on loan. Make sure you put it on the fast setting.
Bit of a panic for Masky on the weekend apparently. Nasty incident when Doris was choking with some nuts stuck in her throat and she needed the Heimlich manouevre. Unfortunately Masky couldn't get behind her because they were his. At considerable risk to himself, Masky threw himself backwards to dislodge the blockage. He was later quoted as saying "thank God she'd taken her teeth out or it could have been much worse".
Anything to oblige and relieve the tedium. I reckon Masky and Doris are going to keep this forum going through the summer.........
Fighting the fence in the hot sun I fought the fence But the fence won Not sure what's more impressive, the fact that something left it's balls on the fence and left, or the fact that it's balls were big enough to catch on the fence.
Masky thinks you need to get out a bit more FB pal, spread yourself out a bit...take it easy! Sparkey’s lost It! This forum’s dodgy all round....strange Wannk!