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  1. NobleGeordie

    NobleGeordie Member

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    Andy Carroll and Steven Gerrard walk into a bar...

    has to be the makings of a good joke but I cant seem to think of anything! anyone here got more wit than me that can finish it off?

    Winner gets a......

    well done and a badger smiley <badger>
     
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    NobleGeordie, Feb 1, 2011
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    10 minutes later their both behind bars.

    BOOM!
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Feb 1, 2011
  3. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    They both saw OUCH.


    BOOM BOOM!
     
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    They both take a hooker back to hotel room. Shag her Carroll beats her up claiming self defence and when police come Gerrard beats the copper up saying he thought the police man would touch him. 6 months later both doing poridge
     
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  5. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb! Active Member

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    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, walked into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke, but in the end Joey Barton got a 3 game ban.
     
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    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!, Feb 1, 2011
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