What happened to fishing?

In the days of the old 606 there was a fishing section which while not highly frequented always had some quite lively banter except for the idiot element which invaded all the threads.

 

JR Hartley.

 

You couldn't even spell your own username properly

 

You're right Toby - Ian should have had a capital I

you might want to excuse him - it appears he might be a Scouser ( is that a proper noun ? )

 

heres a lovely picture of some brown trout

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Perfectly symmetrical...class

 

There is a fishing board, it's The Rangers one.

 

We've got our own in England - it's called the Liverpool board.

 

Jesus ****ing Christ. I clicked on this thread hoping for a chat about fishing. All I get is 4 huge turd's and the arseholes they came out of. Anyhow in the style of Acworth. Has anyone caught anything lately? STD's not accepted.

 

Get your ass down to Foxford Cuckoo and the river Moy.

You can even use my licence.

 

I was on the Wye last week irish it was superb, Might take you up on that offer mate, coarse or fly.

 

Haven't a ****ing clue Cuckoo but Charlton, Botham and all the gods go there. I bought the fishing rights off some **** that was polaxed in a pub. Paperwork seems alright but I haven't a clue. No matter you're welcome to it as I know **** all about fishing.

 

The river Moy was once among the best salmon fisheries in Europe; however, in recent times, drift net fishing off the coast caused a huge decline in salmon numbers. According to central fisheries board statistics, 101,231 returning salmon were taken by drift nets off the west coast of Ireland in 2005. In the same year, 29% (6,675) of all rod caught salmon in Ireland were taken in the Ballina district as a result of a weir which keeps salmon trapped in the ridge pool near the mouth of the river during the summer. Drift netting for salmon was banned in November 2006 and the ban came into force on 1 January 2007

Got this off wiki mate, major salmon river will pm you for details, bestest buddy old mate. <creepcreepkissesbumaffectionately>

 

The Flathead are going gang busters in the Maroochydore river at the moment.

 

Fishing is not a sport. It is an excuse for grumpy old ****s to get pished and leave their rubbish at the side of rivers and lochs while hiding from the old sea-hag they now regret ever marrying.

 

Never been deep sea fishing with ya mates?

 

I once caught Cthulhu off the coast of Paraguay. Unfortunately as it was breeding season we had to catch and release.

here is an artists rendering.

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I ve caught crabs before, does that count ?



anyway, no way is a fishing board happening before a Morris Dancing Board - the people want it ! and they want it now !

 

That's nothing, I caught a Towering Gargantuan Shuddering Shibboleth once that was twice the size of Cthulu.

 

pppfffffftt. thats nothing i shagged posiedon.

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ahm no a **** though. he took it.