Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet â¬3000 in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. It was only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to old men and other stupid ****.Now I'm sitting here, drinking â¬15,000 champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Peace out nerds.
I find it very hard to believe Hash...I mean how amazing is your car that it turns from Ferrari into a Lambo?? The rest I was fine with but that bit has made me doubt your honesty
Somebody, somewhere, is bragging to compensate for having a very small penis. And the fact that they are driving their wife's Ford Ka to work each day.
Don't worry lads, hash wears very strong glasses and he just forgot to take em off before rummaging around in his skids to size up his manhood. If he had taken them off before hand he would have realised that it is in fact only 1.8".
