Weekend thread

Ok, I will have a lot at lunchtime ffs

 

I'm not a gambling man but if they ever name a horse Shortarse Teen Ogler I'll put a pound on each way.

 

You disgust me.

 

I am below average height and I admit to looking at fit fanny especially in this lovely weather. I was in Starbucks this morning (I know, Pooves & Mongs etc) and five teen German exchange student types came in. I made no effort to hide my tumescence. One of them had very fair blonde hair, blue eyes and big tay-tays. Hitler was onto something with all that Aryan stuff. She also had braces on her gnashers. True Story.

 

Monny post some pics of your ****y beer

 

I was on about that I am disgusted that you are an e/w backer, I couldn´t give a **** if you are a pervert ffs

 

Jakeball.

 

Won´t be starting for another 30 minutes or so

 

Hairy oxters too?

 

Me: "Dev, ya old pervert"

Dev: "Less of the old"

Classic banter.

 

No, a skinny latte and luxury fruit toast but thanks for asking.

 

I'll be posing as a Chinese spammer most of the weekend

 

****ing yasssssssssss