Junior is back from skiing then straight out to another Scout's event, Mrs Grove is off for a girly weekend leaving me and the younger offspring to have a lad's weekend. Sadly snorting ching off of whore's tits isn't something we'll be partaking of, I'm sure he'd love it but I say no to drugs. The new kit is set up and I think he'll be getting blisters playing it, he's very keen. I shall be practising my new lick on the guitar and we might go to the cinema, maybe that thing with dragons or the CGI thing with the bird who beats people up. No football so I might even get a lie-in. What are you twats up to?
And a very good morning to you. What does the weekend have in store for you? Plenty of events promoting Queen and Country no doubt? Your t-shirt reminds me, do any of you remember the American kids TV show The Red Hand Gang? I'm sure there was a kid called James Bond in it but he was 'of colour' and not a Scottishist in a syrup.
Looking forward to Sunday morning when I'm getting a colonoscopy at the Sufferin general. Heard its a great laff, can hardly wait.
I had a colonoscopy last year. As it goes, the actual procedure ain't too bad. The sedation is a nice bonus. It was the fasting and the taking of the jollop that did me in. Anyway, let us know how it goes. Bye.
You'll have the drink and feel fine, thinking it ain't working... then wallop! It's an incredible feeling, being so empty.
Aye, the wife's driving, I'm planning to stop in the west end for bagels, bacon and maple syrup when i'm done, that or a Big Mac and chocolate milkshake.
You'll need it and deserve it after the ordeal has ended. I went straight to my favourite eaterie afterwards.
