It looks like a ****ing cracking day from inside this glass prison Any of you ****s lucky enough to be off work? 'tis a day to be down the park looking at titties - I shall need to settle for a walk down Buchanan St for a swatch at the out-of-town suburban nanny that hangs about there. Choking to get to a beer garden
Was going to work on but **** it, I'm heading out soon. Gonna take a wee trip into town, buy some ****e out of HMV, grab some lunch then head down to Princes Street garden for a perv.
When I left Uni, I was a sparks mate for a year (before I got wrapped up in this working in an office pish) and used to work on building sites. It was the most fun I've ever had on a job - working on a site when the sun's out is the life, man - working in a modern office where every **** thinks they're on the apprentice is a sure-fire way to sap a man's soul. My dominant species didn't evolve wearing ties and couped up inside. Office-working is a negative evolutionary step - producing fat, miserable bald guys who cannae even let off steam by wolf-whistling. On the upside, the Shereen in my work is tap kwality.
Absolutely glorious yesterday and today and The Granite City certainly sparkles and shimmers in the hot sun. Was warmer than the Sahara Desert ffs.
I worked on the tools for 10 years. Best job ever was down in faslane. We had to run in a new Deisel line for the boats I think. Anyway, all the pipework had to run under the jetty and to get from one side of the jetty to the other was a 30mins boat ride because of all the restrictions. The sun was out most of the time and it was fkin magic. Ever since then I've wanted a boat.
My father in law has one at Inverary - it takes up hunners of time keeping it seaworthy but a trip on the loch with a few cans and a couple of rods over the back is the ****ing business. One of the boys I play football with works at Faslane - worked there for years but he said last week that he reckons his job is going to get moved to Grangemouth <****hole>
I was down to just my leopardskin thong in the flat yesterday. The ladies passing by got a treat as I surveyed the comings and goings from my massive window.
Make the most of the Scottish heat wave ya ****s, after this week you won't see the sun again for another 12 months
Aye fine. Had my daughter again over the weekend which was great. I'm actually not that far from Venom and I think he's worried. Union Grove if you know it.
Not really - is it one of the kinda nice streets near Great Western Road? My mum's Aberdonian so I know my way about - used to visit about once a month. It's been about a year since I was last in Aberdeen and, even then, I stayed at my auntie's in soulless Bridge of Don.
Just went doon Buchanan St - couple of jailbait types showing off their bellybuttons and a couple of milfy kept-women types wearing white. Bit disappointing...
Sat in George Square eating my lunch ... Lovely snatch all over the place and many visable knickers on show <****bank>
