Weather Report.

The clouds are filling in nicely from the East and I forecast rain. Stay tuned for further updates.

 

Could be doing with a drop of rain, ooh aar.

 

The rain in Spain, falls mainly on the plane...


when it's sitting at the Airport!

 

A few thousand bats have just flown over. It's now officially dark and still no rain. It looks promising though. I noticed that some of the bats went prepared, they had their wet weather gear on.

 

Was raining here for a couple of days last week and the temperature has plummeted to about 14 degrees, which is ****ing cold considering it was 25degrees a week past thursday.

 

smelly wee hendra spreading flying rat bastards

 

The hendra virus is for ****s.

 

Our little canine friends are badly misunderstood. Sure they can kill us, but so too can dogs, cats, horses, birds, bears, lions, tigers, possums, kangaroos, hairy nosed wombats, elephants and field mice, but we don't call them spiteful names do we ?

 

First frost of the winter this morning.

 

Chill in the air?

 

no, on the ground, it is frost.

 

Got to take the dogs out, I expect my genitals will be around 50% smaller by the time I return.

 

They bats are not wee

 

I fully realise where frost comes to rest.

 

Just checking!

 

I'm glad you checked, it makes me feel needed. Oh and by the way, the rain hasn't arrived yet.

 

Oh, it will, it will arrive, don't you worry.

 

I stuck my head out the window and it came back in dry. Still no rain.

 

Update. The rain has arrived. It's just a gentle Spring sprinkle at the moment, but my in-depth forecast is for it to slightly increase to a sub tropical drizzle.

 

I ****ing told you it would arrive, oh yes, I am right again!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD3eo63spaA