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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Oct 10, 2013.

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    If you were not in your current vocation what other job would you like to be doing? A lion tamer or an accountant perhaps?

    I must admit after 25 years I have become disillusioned with constructing Oil Rigs and am looking for a change in career.

    My love of flowers means that ideally I would have been a florist. Either that or a male nurse.

    But with my naturally generosity and kindness I think I would do voluntary work. To help others would be the ultimate high. Seeing the looks on their faces as you help those less fortunate cope. That would be the drug of life.

    What other job would you like to do?
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Running a parrot sanctuary in Brazil.
     
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  3. gas

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    Ahm already an amateur porn star so I'll have to opt for window cleaner <ok>
     
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  4. Patience

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    Hand <ok>
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No need to be flippant. It was a genuine question.
     
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  6. gas

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    Blow <ok>
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Private Detective. Basically, getting paid to stalk people.
     
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    Travel writer. getting paid to go on holiday and write rubbish about it.
     
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    Bar mitzvah organiser
     
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  10. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Probably try this place for a job. <whistle>

    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. LEROY FER 10

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    KODAK salesman please ER..
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Scottish cleansing coordinator. you get the jist.
     
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  13. Null

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    Hairdresser...
     
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    A scouser using the word cleansing <laugh> the only cleansing you'd know about is clearing football stadia of italian people <ok>
     
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    And dead peoples' pockets of wallets, watches and small change <ok>
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to have worked as a IT specialist in a London call centre

    <groovy>
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    im glad you agree, I would take the role very seriously
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I think it's safe to say there won't be any of that available.... it's Scotland ffs, might find a few sharps and Giro cheques though. :)
     
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  19. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    I still want to be an astronaught
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    wtf!!

    Are you stalking me?

    Im seriously worried.
     
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