Virgil Van Dijk

Who's 'Watched Toffee'??

Why do you spam the board with silly meaningless tweets....Surely if someone wanted to read tweets they'd go on twitter?

 

I'm not, Jesus Christ, I'm not forcing you to read it you know, You do have a choice.

 

@Spurlock you need to save @Skylarker matth is dishing out more burns

 

Who's 'Watched Toffee' then?

and I know you're not Jesus Christ, he died.

 

Been telling him this for years

 

Matth is getting over excited about Poggers (**** player) and Lukaku (first touch like a donkey) playing together for a combined fee of 164mil

 

Maybe Everton are gonna be this summer's biggest spenders then, who had them in the sweepstake?

 

Paul Pogba would walk into Liverpool's midfield, Fact, Romelu Lukaku is one of the best strikers in the premier league, no need to be bitter about it.

 

Math is smashing him on the 'Lacazzete' thread too..ive had a wake n bake this morning...so been jammin...ive got Sky getting all Martin Luther on my arse lol

 

Well done Sherlock, I hadn't of noticed, And I don't know.

 

You thought Lukaku was **** about a month ago, and everyone knows Poggers would have been dropped if he didn't cost a fortune.

 

I have ... it smells lovely whilst it's cooking ... you should try it ... nibble whilst it's still a bit warm

Quite liked spam fritters when I was a kid ... tastes change as you get older.

Shouldn't you have posted these on the cookery forum?

 

That doesn't say much though tbh, I reckon I'd walk into Liverpools midfield with a broken leg on a 3 day comedown.

As for Everton, absolutely no chance.

 

Ay?

 

^^^^ What a dickhead ^^^^^

 

Are you Brian? ... or Spartacus?

 

^^ rattled

 

Come on matth, everyone knows Lukaku is the belgian darren bent.

 

You're only saying that because you lot missed out on him, No need to be bitter about it.

 

We didn't want him Matty boy. That's why we SOLD him .

He doesn't score against the big teams #fact.

You never heard of the phrase doing #doingalukaku