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Villians Headline Game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Feb 28, 2015.

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The winning headline is from.....

Poll closed Mar 4, 2015.
  1. Heed - Cheaters Guild President - Trevisse Tames Vile Villains

    0 vote(s)
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  2. Less Than Short n punchy SHOCK AS TREVOR MUGABE WINS ANOTHER FAIRLY FOUGHT VOTING CAMPAIGN WHILE U

    8.3%
  3. Darling - Who loves ya baby - VILLAIN OF THE PEACE - PAPISS

    16.7%
  4. Spy Master - Still a Comme tho' - **** the villa.

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  5. TC - Come on, come on - VILLAINS RELEGATED - COMING TO A LEAGUE NEAR YOU, SOON

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  6. Trevor's Evil Sex Monkey - Ant and Dec wish Villa well as Cisse strike makes them Sob on the Tyne

    33.3%
  7. GLIF - so close last time - The Fat Controller was in town as the Villa went down!

    16.7%
  8. Barrack Room Lawyer - NUFC send Sherwood on his way to join Forest in the Championship.

    16.7%
  9. Fredd - oh no it isn't - Feck off villa!

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  10. The Mars Bar Kid -Newcastle successfully fight off Villa, excitement and the rest of the sea

    8.3%
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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    ^^ Is that yours?

    I^^ Was that mine?

    Trev has his work cut out sorting this one out!
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Don't worry lads.
    Trevor the Bastard will sort things out.
     
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  3. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    I have decided to withdraw all entries in this competition bar mine.
    BaBa Demba Ba
    All Ba none
    And none Ba the Ba rave
    See l have finally lost the plot completely !,,,,,,,,,,,, sort my heed out Trev the Ba ....d
     
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  4. JakartaToon

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    It could be - if anybody votes for it.
     
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  5. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    They can't vote for it as l have withdrawn all entries, Ba mine (Demba)
    #power crazed
     
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  6. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    vile ****s ****ed
     
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  7. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Of course you do realise that if all other entries are withdrawn, Trevor will void your own under rule 46.1 and declare himself the Winner, yet again.
    That said, with good ideas like that, would you like to join the Cheats Guild?

    Membership is growing steadily in the absence of anything happening at SJP worth talking about.....
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    With apologies to Leez and to Haslam ( you were both too slow) the voting is back again but this time with a twist, i.e. we have just won. Will anyone find Less Than's dummy; will anyone ever know what to call Smog Man (or is he?). The new format only allows 10 voting options so no slacking to get those Headlines in next time.

    I did consider whether to make another hugely generous gesture in not putting myself forward this time and then I decided no, the Champion should defend his crown........again. Let's see if anyone is good enough to beat the "Star" of the Game, me.

    Rules

    1. One vote per person, yes only one.
    2. You cannot vote for yourself
    3. Top 3 at end of poll go into deciding poll.
    4. If no rule applies then JPF Rule 46 applies.

    Let the voting commence
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    I can't believe Trev completely ignored my submission. It was the first on the board, timely, humorous, punchy, informative, accurate and it rhymed!

    I now feel Nev's pain about the abysmal running of this game. Trev has completely disrespected a fellow Gamesmaster in public. Trev has therefore brought the whole Gamesmaster Guild into disrepute and for that he should face severe punishment. He has shown complete contempt towards the honour bestowed upon him when he was welcomed into the Guild. The very honour and respect that make up the values of the Guild and form the bedrock of this ancient tradition as forged by our fathers, and our fathers' fathers, and our fathers' fathers' fathers, and our fa... well you get the idea.

    Anyway, my point is that Trev needs to be dealt with severely. There can be no mercy. No sentimental compassion. Just full-on, severe, excruciating, long-lasting punishment.

    And if I don't get my way I will cry and scream and vote for Nev. That's right, you read it correctly, I'm voting for Nev. And I'm deadly, deadly serious. You have all been warned. Take action. Now. Or I cannot be held responsible for what may follow.
     
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  10. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Its not like Trevor to be so vindictive.
    You must have done something to deserve being banned.
    I voted for Trevor......as I like to back Winners
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    I don't think you're taking me seriously. I WILL vote for Nev. That is my final warning. If there are casualties then it's because people like you didn't listen.
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Another excellent post Obi, and can I say a particularly intelligent and thoughtful course of action to register your displeasure. I can only implore others to join you in your actions. Well done wise one <ok>
     
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  13. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    It was precisely due to the strictures of the Gamesmaster Guild that your Headline was excluded.

    What I'm allowed to say is limited due to Guild confidentiality rules but the press release from the Gamesmaster Guild probably sums it up succinctly and to the point.


     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Again, Trev is mocking the Guild and all it stands for. MOCKING. And you are all blind to it.

    Only an evil Sith Lord of the highest order can cast such a dark cloud over the light.

    it may be my last act, but I am happy to sacrifice myself if it means this evil will be revealed to you all.

    I am voting for Nev. Yes, that's righ. now you pay attention. Finally, at the very end. You see the light.

    May The Force be with you all, always.
     
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  15. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Who is Nev ? Is he important ?
    Personally l have never heard of him and therefore doubt he has any significance whatsoever .
    Red Headed Geordie Lasses Rule
    (Even from the deepest darkest Fen)
     
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  16. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Less Than, he thinks he is important. He acts as if he's important but ask yourself the question, Has he ever won the Headline Game?

    I think that really answers the question.
     
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  17. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Well now, mulling over your point Trev, but l have never won The Headline Game either.
    I am undoubtably extremely important, therefore l must ask the question "Who is Trev"? And why am l surrounded by these no marks ?
    #provocative or what
     
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  18. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Ah, but you have the potential to win the Headline Game whereas Less Than..........
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You have my vote GLITF. You are probably one of the few left in these parts with a shred of integrity. Except Trev of course. Unless I don't win, then he can to **** aswell. Changing my name Obi and Nev, its a new low. Not bitter about though, no siree.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    ****s sake Trev come on, you can't just discount it when you're not getting the result you want. You'd never see me do that...
     
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