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Should have kept hold of MBiwa as well, just for that.

And signed MPenza, Mbokani and changed your shirt sponsor to Um'Bongo.

 

By the way I blame Pardew for Santon. I think he kicked him in the knee cause Santon wouldn't let him have a go on his missus, and then was still exerting his influence over Carver through mind control well after he left. Pardew is still to blame for everything. Its easier.

 

Good manager there, Jackett, I like him. No-nonsense type. Be a good coach for a young, hungry striker... Afobe can probably vouch for that.

 

Yep. You would have to think there is something in this Afobe link if he is going there. I can see Afobe arriving in january instead of Austin. I have no idea if he is any good.

 

He looks good at that level, I'd prefer Austin myself as he's proven himself at this level, but there's more value potentially in Afobe long term... I'm sure your owner is considering that. Maybe you're considering both.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in your boardroom, Operation: Hoover up France wasn't a resounding success but it worked, just.

 

Some bright spark on the 'board' has it in their stupid heads that Dummett and Haidara will be fantastic players one day. There's more chance of me rocking up to St James Park in a Ferrari on matchday, parking it on the pitch and high fiving Mitrovic before scoring a hat-trick. Dummett could become a decent centre back. Left back he certainly is not. Haidara? If you can't even control a football or pass a ball then you have no business being on a PL pitch letting your team mates down week in week out.