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UWE Stadium Any News?

Discussion in 'Bristol Rovers' started by Gasheadseamge79, May 15, 2013.

  1. Gasheadseamge79

    Gasheadseamge79 Well-Known Member
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    What's the latest on the UWE Stadium its all gone a bit quiet anybody know anything?
     
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    According to the senior reporter of that well under-endowed establishment the AG (Allthings Groundless) wuppet news, a strip of land has been discovered to run along the centre line of the Memorial Stadium. The report suggests that the aforementioned land is subject to ownership by a certain badger which at one time used the 6 inch wide strip to cross the pitch to eat the cabbages planted in the first four rows of the terraces in the Uplands Stand. Since renaming of the stand to the Dry Build the said cabbages have died of thirst. Subsequently as the badger has not used the said strip of land for the last twelve years and has gone tits up and been minced into the meat for knock down price near meat pies for sale to gullible twats at Ashton Gate, his ownership of the said strip of land has lapsed under the twelve year rule and posession has passed into the hands of BRFC and will subsequently become the property of Sainsbury Supermarket Chain.
     
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  3. Gasheadseamge79

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    Well that's a relief :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    We're in that 'signing paperwork-contracts-nothing-much-happening-phase'. I reckon it'll go on another few weeks, then the diggers will move in and things will start moving...
     
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