Useless HR

Went up to HR there to change my address.

Her - "Yeah we can't do that on a Friday, it's our wind down day. Come back Monday and I'll do it for you"

Me - "You serious?"

Her - "Yes I am. I'm leaving at lunch today and don't need to do anything you tell me to"

Me - "Your ****ing useless"

The fat bitch is sitting there munching on a full cheesecake She caused another guy I work with to pay £2000 uni fees himself because she wouldn't process the invoice He's still not got it back 9 months later

 

make her number 3 in the human centipede

 

Should have slapped the cheesecake out her fat hand and told her to get it ****ing done. Be worth getting sacked just to teach tubby a lesson

 

I'll wait til next year venom when I'm quitting anyway

Fat ****ing **** has emailed my boss for calling her ****ing useless Luckily he laughed and agreed with me

 

No chance you'd get away with saying that Friday is a wind-down day offshore. Even on crew change day you've still got to do work....not me obviously as I do **** all out here.

 

If someone asked me to do something and I said that I'd get battered. Friday is our busiest day usually, but I still always leave early. I'll be heading to George Square hoping that students are out showing flesh

My brothers heading in to meet me after my work to go to the pub. Probably the ark, even though the beer garden will be packed.

 

You ****! The only flesh on show out here is builders cracks and fat bellies hanging out of free Wood Group t-shirts.

I can't wait to get back to the beach and get a pint. Two of my mates from school are getting married tomorrow and I'm missing out on the chance to fire in about the lassies I went to school with who'll be drunk, lonely and wondering when their time will come. Doesn't hurt that I can pretend to be a "normal" person with a real life these days. ****ing ****e working offshore.

 

i threw a traffic cone through the patio doors at the ark on night, didnt even really understand what'd happened till the cops started chasing us.

happy days.

 

i'm gonna be like that at my wedding