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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by u408379965, Mar 11, 2011.

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What do I do??

  1. Blackmail

  2. Bribery

  3. Bide my time

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  1. AH

    AH Active Member

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    I'm clearly just too popular ;)
    Ahem..

    We're all just lovely guys really. Can't stop spreading our e-Juice around
     
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    AH, Mar 11, 2011
  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Going to have some TOON and mackems now. [ Sweet & Sour ]

    Back in a few minutes, don't say anything interesting till I come back.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 11, 2011
  3. Leon Bessi

    Leon Bessi Active Member

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    All of the above.
    Get every cent outta the bitch,then bribe the jogger,kill both and then see what happens.
     
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    Leon Bessi, Mar 11, 2011
  4. Nobbys Trumpet

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    The only problem with bribary is that once you have gave them the brobe...say £10...then they already have the money and could still say. Blackmail...well you need to have something to blackmail them with...unless you make up a story of them shagging their own brother or something!
     
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    Nobbys Trumpet, Mar 11, 2011
  5. Genghis Badger

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    If the jogger is called something like Rip neck Mcgraw or Razor Rob. Pay him. Otherwise bladder him and blackmail her.
     
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    Genghis Badger, Mar 12, 2011
  6. Mod Face

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    To be honest, I think your relationship was doomed to fail if you didn't even know her name!

    But seriously, cut the jogger's legs off. <ok>
     
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    Mod Face, Mar 12, 2011
  7. Speedo

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    Bide your time and get some bare-knuckle boxing lessons.
     
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    Speedo, Mar 12, 2011
  8. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    bumped

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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Aug 3, 2011
  9. The Secret Ingredient

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