Hi ITFC not606ers, This is an urgent appeal for any information regarding to a burglary at The Nest Public House. This morning, while it was quiet, I popped out to the wholesalers to pick up some pork scratchings and replenish my supplies of lemonade which had been depleted following a busy weekend. I left Bob: please log in to view this image (pub dog) in charge. I had only been gone half an hour, but upon by return I was confronted with a horrific scene, THE VAULT HAD BEEN RAIDED AND CWICK WAS GONE!: please log in to view this image Now I found some lucky heather and clothes pegs, which explains who had distracted Bob the pub dog, but any information would be greatly appreciated, understandably I can't use the old bill for fear of being (wrongly) accused of false imprisonment!
Err so what are you saying... Oh I see, sorry my mistake, Big Clubs dont come calling on little ****e ones like yours do they... Nor do the FA come calling to take your manager and get him to become boss of the national team... I hope you and Bob live happily after ever after
Its ok Steve its just an ongoing joke (i think) with CS! Just a shame he has been released from that Cellar! What are you going to spend the money on then CS?
On a sweeter note, I have found £8.1 million down the back of my sofa. Not quite sure what to spend the extra cash on. At first I was thinking of investing in the 'Future Silveware for NCFC Fund' but then I realised I wouldn't see a return on my investment, so instead I'm buying a 'love doll' with Connor's face on for CS.
I really hope you don't have anyone by the name of Josh Carson or Joe Whyte looking at moving into your empty vault space.
