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  1. gas

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    First German woman submarine officer.

    Janine Asseln, 27, serves as the 4th watch officer on the Type 212 U31 submarine, the newspaper Bild reports. She was appointed in January, but reportedly first had to earn the respect of her fellow crew members.

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    Ah Wid

    Gives a whole new meaning to muff diving<ok>
     
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    gas, Apr 4, 2014
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Load the tubes!

    Firing in number one!

    Firing in number two!
     
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  3. gas

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    Dive

    Dive

    Dive
     
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    gas, Apr 4, 2014
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I wonder if she gets the phallic imagery and connotations of submarines, torpedoes, and seamen.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 4, 2014
  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    They call her 'Das Boot' which is a bit harsh. Ah probably wid.

    P.S. Who decided the Germans could have subs again?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 4, 2014
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 4, 2014
  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She's going down on a Submarine and to be fair she has the mouth for it.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 4, 2014
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    It's taken three months to "earn" the respect of her crew members?

    <yikes>

    "Fire in ze hole!"
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Cum Silent, Cum Deep.
     
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  10. THFC6061

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    She was only the Admiral's daughter...

    ...but she always had semen in her naval base.
     
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  11. THFC6061

    THFC6061 Well-Known Member

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    Ze Germans build the best submarines in the world.

    In fact, Israel's fleet of subs were all built in Germany.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Being German she'll be used to helmets.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 5, 2014
  13. RAVENBLACK

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    She's ****in minging.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She's a bit horsey lookin, strange wee teeth too.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    British royalty perhaps?
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Or a lizard.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 5, 2014
  17. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    No muff too tuff, I dive at Five.

    She was only the Admirals daughter, but her navel base was always full of discharged seamen.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Apr 5, 2014

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