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United's 'strikers'

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by CFC: Champs £launderx17, Dec 8, 2014.

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Who will be United's top scorer this season?

  1. Roono

  2. Rado

  3. Rapo

  4. JW

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  1. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    I think United's dad's army of 'strikers' owe Mr Gaalactio some galactigoals tonight.

    £900k a week on Roon Rada and Rapey, and £200m spent on players to supply them bullets to score, including £64m "I don't like playing in the rain" sicknote Tia Maria and Herrera who?

    14/15 league records of Man Utd's strikers

    Wayne Rooney
    Minutes played 900
    Goals 5
    Minutes per Goal 180

    Robin van Persie
    Minutes played 1083
    Goals 4
    Minuted per goal 270.8

    Radamel Falcao
    Minutes played 283
    Goals 1
    Minutes per goal 283
     
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  2. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Welcome to Katie's latest primal scream.
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I think either Cisse or Perez will finish as United's top scorer this year.
     
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  4. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Im unfamiliar with southends strike force tbh.
     
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  5. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    Source for your stats?
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Own goal is the winner with 30 goals, 27 against Routemaster at the rusty shed <ok>
     
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  7. King Ossie64

    King Ossie64 Well-Known Member

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    Well it sure as hell won't be the mercenary dwarf sick note. <ok>
     
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  8. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Don't understand why the three Rrrsss and Tia Maria are always off sick when they only play part-time.

    United's medical department must be a joke, can't believe how much old Bacon Face papered over what a badly run franchise United really is. Yanks out
     
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  9. Stan

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    The Newcastle defeat hit you harder than expected Katie. Vent that anger. Vent it!
     
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  10. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Morning Shteve. Thanks for biting <laugh>
     
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  11. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Oh dear. That seems to be what you post when you don't get the reaction you hoped for! Very lame Katie!
     
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  12. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Double bite. Yum yum.

    Bored United fan alert ... it's Champions League week ;)
     
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  13. Stan

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    I knew I could get you to bite.
     
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  14. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    An example of the lamest response on forums. How is it a victory if someone debates one of your posts. <doh>
     
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  15. King Ossie64

    King Ossie64 Well-Known Member

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    I wondered who you meant there LOWEC, He's called D-Minus cos he is a thicko. <laugh>
     
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  16. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    <laugh>

    Yeah he looks inbred and asinine. Why else would he go to Manchester when he hates the cold and the rain?

    To be fair, he had no choice. Carlo flogged him because he gave the ball way too easily v Athetico and Barca, costing them La Liga
     
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  17. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    I do feel sorry for you London's Only EC Winners, last season you really did delude yourself thinking United were finished, have no money and can't attract the best elite players. Thinking Chelsea would now be the team to beat and no one will get close but its sinking now Man United are not going away and the summer spending spree made you have a mental break down and that's why you continue to non stop talk about us <laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. King Ossie64

    King Ossie64 Well-Known Member

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    Its no delusion sonny you've been finished since the red nosed drunk baled out before he got trampled by the rats.
     
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  19. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    You keep on deluding yourself about that oswald.
     
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  20. Stan

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    Did the pub close at 1am or did you just run out of money Queenie?
     
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