Unfortunate name

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Mr Richard "Dick" Bukacki

By the way, I wasn't looking up images of famous cyclists. I came across this by accident.

 

You have an incredibly interesting life Grove

 

I went to school with a kid called Raymond Hardcock.

 

Was a good ****?

 

I went to school with somebody called Alistair Ness so he was called Anus and his mother was Patricia Ness and hilariously we named her penis, oh how we laughed

 

Did you wear a kilt to school?

 

No, I was home schooled, I'm talking about my mum and brother

 

We had a teacher called Robert Erskine. Any time he came round the bogs to catch smokers we used to shout Boaby canny fart but his Erskine.

You had to be there.

 

I once met Samantha Janus's brother Hugh.

 

Imagine the hilarity among his friends.

"Whit ye doin tonite?"
"Am gonny see Bukacki. How about you?"
"Ah'll be lookin for Dick, too"

^^^^ made it up maself

 

We can tell ...

 

I knew a woman called Annette Curtin.

 

I went out with a bird called Theresa Green.

 

I was going to type, "red roses too" then we could have had turns in writing the lines for What A Wonderful World. I'm glad I didn't though.

 

We all are.