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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/23/inside-uks-first-sex-doll-brothel-7252791/#mv-b

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    The UK’s first sex doll brothel has opened – and it is quite something. Lovedoll UK opened the service after realising their customer’s wanted to ‘try before they buy’ the £2,000 dolls. So for £100, people can now spend an hour with a plastic partner in Gateshead, Tyne and Wear. Each room in the ‘brothel’, which is situated on an industrial estate, comes complete with a double bed, lubrication, condoms and of course the mannequin. And if clients enjoy the service, they’re then able to purchase their own doll (which can be designed to look like a partner, crush or a celebrity).
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Creepy as ****.
     
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    True. And he still can't post a proper Wid Ye? thread.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'll set em up...
     
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  5. GroveRanger

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

    But Wid Ye?
     
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  6. GroveRanger

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    FTFY
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    This has all the hallmarks of an actual Wid ye thread ?

    You know every last one of us would mount one of those sex dolls.
    The clincher is nobody is allowed to "rubber up" during "their go".
     
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    Think of all those poor prostitutes who're going to be out of work. What are they going to do to make a living?

    ps Which do you think look the most fake: the dolls or the tits on the wall behind them?
     
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    £100 a f****n' hour; you gotta be kiddin' me. Only slightly less than an hour's moist shenanigans with a sentient (?) female at my local Gentleman's Club.

    Will remain a Luddite fascist on this aspect of life!

    Have to admit however that the baldy bint is my type!
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They can earn a living by washing spunk out the doll's holes between clients. Extra cash by offering BJ's on the side. Sorted.

    PS The dolls and the picture of a dolls tits on the wall both look equally fake imho
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They doll things gie me the creeps <yikes>
     
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    'Stepford' comes (?) to town!
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Surprised the feminists aren't shouting loud about these dolls sexually objectifying women and how "real women" don't look like that and the pressure put on young women to look like that yada yada yada yada yada....
     
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    They're in a quandary. They don't want women to be prostitutes because it's demeaning and it's exploitation but sex dolls such as these give men a misleading impression of women (despite the fact that the sort of men who pay to have sex with rubber dolls could never get a real woman anyway).

    They should base the sex dolls on famous feminists. That would ensure that 1) the dolls were, ahem realistic and 2) no men would ever want to have sex with them.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’m guessing the tits behind are also on a sex doll
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye hink?
     
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    Hard to tell these days. Could be real. Could be fake. Could be Gambol's ex-wife.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    They look more like Tina's tbh
     
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