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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. thephatone

    thephatone Member

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    got as far as asking if his name was Toby and he disconnected??
     
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  2. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Wee bit funnier <laugh>

    Talk to strangers!
    16,636 strangers online

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: baby you light up my world like nobody else

    You: are you wanting to set me on fire?

    Stranger: the way that you flip your hair get me overwhelmed

    You: I'm bald as a coot, are you taking the piss??

    Stranger: but when you're smiling @ the ground it aint hard to tell

    You: I can't smile. My face has been eaten by bad cancer

    You: you're really quite tactless, aren't you?

    Stranger: you dont know, you dont know you're beautiful.

    You: I have good teeth...I'll give you that one

    You: I can eat an apple through a letterbox

    Stranger: <3

    Stranger: thats what makes you beautiful.

    Stranger: :)

    You: Are you Toby?

    Stranger: no.

    Stranger: this is patrick

    You: EDGE?

    You: Patrick? That's a bit of a timmy name, eh?

    You: Patrick?

    Stranger: yes.

    You: The famine's over, why don't you go home?

    Stranger: because.

    Stranger: im looking for my friend.

    Stranger: george

    You: George? Did he used to do a show with Mildred in the 70's?

    Stranger: yes sir!

    Stranger: how'd you know?! O:

    You: I've never heard of him, sorry

    Stranger: oh, okay.

    Stranger: well.

    Stranger: i hope you have a wonderful day. :)

    Stranger: you're beautiful.

    You: Patrick?

    Stranger: dont forget that!

    You: PATRICK!!!!

    Stranger: yes?

    You: are you ginger? coz I know someone with a fettish for gingers

    Stranger: no.

    Stranger: well.

    Stranger: stay beautiful.

    Stranger: <3

    Stranger: toodles~

    You: lolzy

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Everyone stop chatting up strangers using my name <grr> <grr>
     
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  5. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You can Tina <hug>

    It's boring turds like George that aren't worthy of it <grr> <grr>
     
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  7. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    You: well hello there, fella!!

    Stranger: How are you?

    You: I'm top of the morning, begorrah begorrah, yourself?

    You: leprechauns everywhere here ffs omg

    Stranger: I'm just fine, thanks.

    Stranger: Ireland, eh?

    You: No, I'm from Stoke, England

    You: racist

    You have disconnected.

    <laugh>
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Phew.
     
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  10. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Manhattan Transfer <laugh>
     
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  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: heyo

    Stranger: asl

    You: alright?

    You: 22 f amsterdam and very open minded

    You: when i say female, i'm transgender

    You: i used to be the male

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i see they have added a new bit to this site, you talk to a stranger while a 3rd party poses a question to discuss with predictable offensive results

     
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  14. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Yay this thread has been bumped <applause>
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    I had a Danish exchange student as a flatmate when I was 20. The boy was a 30 year old mathematics PhD. Two of my mates set my garden on fire one morning and shouted "John, you Danish ****" through the letterbox a few times. Then put the fire out with a garden hose.
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> **** denmark
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    <yikes>
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    you must be bored dougie.
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    very bored. burd is out shopping and im on a promise so cant even have a **** to pass the time.
     
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  20. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    why dont you just have one anyway?
     
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