http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/real-life/three-ordinary-women-dare-to-strip-1414109 Have to say, "ah wid" for them all, but the last one would be from behind
Aye from me. Number 1 is pretty fit. 2 is ok, but looks like she could be a midget. 3 has a decent figure but looks a bit mannish in the face. As for "Nicola McLean admitted this week that there is not one part of her body she likes", has she not seen her tits in the mirror?
First one's nice, second one looks like a frog (says a lot about Jip) and the third is most definitely a man.
Exactly. When I was Eric's age I'd have shagged a bucket with a hole in it. Young lads who have 'standards' are basically queerhawks.
Good point that. But I still think some of them are borderline shirt-lifters. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course. Apart from balls touching balls.
"Any hole is a goal" Should be the not606 slogan, it incorporates shagging and football - the 2 most important things to any man
That was the mantra I lived by when I was single. The way I saw it was thus: what makes a great striker? A scorer of the occasional brilliant goal, or a regular scorer of scrappy goals?
If you are going through a lean patch just keep getting in the right positions, eventually one will go in for you. Even if one goes in off your bum just to get you back to that positive mind set again
My justification for pumping rotters has always been "Would I shag it if I was 65 and she, at the age she is now, offered it up?" Almost any munter can be justified with that Oh, and: Aye Aye Tricky - I probably would but I'd keep a knife under my pillow in case she got a bit tasty. Also, she's not in the best nick for a "personal trainer".
With so many of these I often wonder "Wid She?". Some of the birds are of a status that I probably wouldn't even be able to afford the sort of prices the drinks she'd want would cost but this is much more of a realistic Wid Ye as I reckon I'd stand a fair chance with most of them!! Half a pint of cider and I reckon they'd all be up for it.
