Trip Advisor

1. ‘Absolute dump’ is right.

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2. Everyone knows that ‘strawers’ are like a dog whistle for toddlers.

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3. The owner probably charged him extra for the compliment.

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4. “I’m A Member Of The Public, Get Me Out Of Here!”

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5. “Do you want me to put my shorts back on or not?”

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6. “I’m all for having a laugh but.”

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7. Could you remind us what the staff did?

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8. Paranormal Activity II: Tripadvisor Edition.

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9. Maybe the shower was broken?

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10. And the award for ‘weirdest thing anyone’s ever found in a pillowcase’ goes to…

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11. “Damn it Sandra! Why didn’t you pack the midget repellent?”

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12. “Whoops! Sorry. Here you go.”

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13. “It was different back in the 70′s”

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14. They do say potatoes contain a lot of iron.

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15. Sid clearly needs a holiday. Or possibly a little lie down.

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16. Ghost Penises R Us.

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17. It’s probably worth mentioning that this ‘romantic meal’ took place in Macdonald’s.

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18. You’ll never guess why he’s called Mick The Braces…

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19. He might lack personality, but he’s got a great aim.

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20. STAY DEFO AWAY.

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See number 9?

that was me

 

Please, Mick!

Release Medro FFS

 

Most of these are clearly rival hotels trying to get the business - but then everyone knew that anyway so it's not actually a starkey fail.....

The only really bad hotel experience I have had was in Brussels where a rather large african maintenance man came into my room at 3AM in the morning to fix my radiator - suffice to say i refused to pay the bill for the extra laundry expenses incurred as a result of this incident.......

 

I got propositioned by a hooker outside our Hotel in Paris on ma honeymoon

The missus thot it was funny.

 

Bizarrely the worst place i have seen that was Oslo - there were loads of them hanging around the city centre just coming up and asking if you wanted to go and "have fun with a sexy lady"

 

**** staying at that hotel ...


I do realise they are not for the same place you ****in ****!