40 Geordies die and by some error in handling, end up at heavens gate. They're stopped at the Pearly Gates by St-Peter who says sorry, but we don`t allow Geordies into Heaven They complain until St-Peter goes and tells God..."40 skunks you say, eh?" says God. "Tell them only 11 can come in, the rest can go to Hell." says God St-Peter goes and comes back shouting "They've gone!" God says " What...all 40 of them?" "No" says St Peter... the Pearly Gates have!!!!!
