Tom Tit

Christ, I'm going to have to go for a second one after that lunch I had. Talk about Ring Of Fire. Spiced Butternut Squash Soup and Turkey and Leek Pie with carrots, potatoes and cabbage.

Think it's the cabbage that's done it. The last dump was painful as well.

I normally have three Barries a day.

I can eat a lettuce leaf and 2 minutes later I shall have go and see an old friend off to sea.

I suppose it's the sign of a healthy digestive system though.

See if a Nip was to blow up a toilet with his plane would he be a "Kami Khazi Pilot". Hagakure.

 

Amazing .......add to that all the **** you post on here and that's wan big load of dung son

 

No thanks.

 

You aren't half good to yourself ya auld ***got.

 

It was the work's canteen Bealey.

Sometimes it's great, sometimes not.

I don't think Pud would survive here though. You can help yourself to as much as you want basically. And it's free

 

You ****in love me ... talk about being fixated.

 

Obesessed

 

Obsessed?

Nope, not ER. No siree

 

Do you sit at a table all alone because everyone thinks you're a **** ?

 

Yes.

Next inane question sonny?

 

When sat in the canteen alone, do you get paranoid at all the other diners talking quietly so you can't hear them?

 

Pardon?

 

They're probably arranging the christmas party and laughing among themselves because you're not invited again.

 

There isn't one

 

There is this year.

And I'm the star attraction.

 

Tree up yer arse?

 

ffs Don't mention Curry Night invites to the mincing old queen.

 

Barry White= ****e

 

I quite like Barry White.