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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 4, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The man is a madman, chancer, charlatan, no-mark, bottom feeding, delusional c**t. May this be the last day of his wretched tenure.
     
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    <applause> ( wont let me just post the applause so am typing here to get it to work)
     
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    Off his tits
     
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    "It's important that I keep my right head!"

    Keep the right head? Who is he, Worzel fecken' Gummidge? Would certainly explain a lot!
     
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    I heard him say it's a position He's never been in before.

    Erm West ham
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Shining the manager of the year trophy was my favourite... The pure arrogance... It's not like a genie will pop out and suddenly give him tactical awareness.

    It's like a England thinking they are a top international team cos ages ago they won the WC and polish it regularly.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Go on Sir Alan, give it to the doubters. I still believe in you, you magnificent man.

    I'd like to see Alan do a version of this song after our first win, switching the word "hoes" for "fans"

    [video=youtube;JXRN_LkCa_o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o[/video]
     
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  9. Gordonthetoony

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    And don't forget Charlton too.
     
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    I got to hand it to him, he isn't a defeatist by any means... he gets defeated a lot though.
     
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    Charlton? I remember how clueless he was back then when Charlton came to the Liberty!...............<ok>
     
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