To Spiderman - just when your about to cum, pull out and cum in your hand, then throw the product at your girlfriend. Saying "everbody gets one" is optional
The Rocky Balboa - When you are just about to cum, cum in your hand then hit the girl in the face and at the same time let go of the cum so it looks like spit coming from her mouth
kenny everett sketch was a classic with the bog type you tube should be on their brilliant stuff.......kenny was a legend
To superman if i'm correctly informed... Jizz on her back when shes asleep, and let the sheet stick to her back.. when she wakes up and walks.... She's now wearing a cape!