To Alcohol............

The cause of and solution to all of life's problems

 

Does it cure bad aids? coz ciaran eddy and those other ****wits who crawl up one and others arses might find that quite useful in the future.

 

It eases the suffering

 

You will always find the answer in the bottom of a bottle Sam.

Btw, what time is it getting dark in Tyrone these days? Hash is being an unpatriotic ballbag.

 

Well, we wouldn't want that now, would we?

 

It's dark by 6. I hate it cos me needs sunshine.

 

Are you serious?

You are constantly up Tobys hole. I meam CONSTANTLY.

 

6???

****ing 4 bells the sun is going down.

 

Well it starts then but it takes a while before it's pitch black

 

Apparently alcohol is actually a depressant and is bad for you though Sam, so perhaps not.

Hunky Mavericks are gonna go on a fitness drive soon Sam - get the rest of yas to lose a bit of your flab and have a sixpack like mine then we will join a six a side footy league. Im amazing up front - we'll have one sub, dunno who is worst. Probably hash i reckon. Can imagine gambol has a good centre mid. Anyway, we'll get you in shape and find you a nice boyfriend and everyone in our gang will be happy again!!!! Hunky mavericks stick together lad!!!!!!!!!!

 

Too much of something is, well, too much

 

Do you really really meam it? My, however will I sleep tonight?

 

WOW.

You will sleep OK, alone but OK

 

Fiddle de dee fiddle de dum.

 

actually holt i am in the top 1 of amateur football right backs

 

You do realise that I'm not actually gay, right?

 

I don't know why you bother. Seriously.

 

Sam went on a bender(pardon the pun) because of internet abuse

 

I agree.

Tina should get her tits oot.