Ah fair enough. Hope he's still around. Perhaps he's partying in Hong Kong with his best pal Defoe and hasn't got time for us anymore.
TMT is house hunting. Apparently he was going to be away from his laptop. God knows how he's finding somewhere to live, with out access to zoopla & right move! I'm sure it'd make things a lot easier!
Actually, I've just realised that this will be registered somewhere on the web, and that perverts will be flooding this page when it appears as probably the only hit on a "Timmy Mallet's Thong" search. Mind you, it will help to boost interest in this site, and when the perverts realise that this board isn't a cover to an underground Timmy Mallet fetishists' society, they'll make their way over to the Gooner board to be with their fellow fans.
Boss has also been MIA for a while. He's probably on some sort of twitter ITK WUM mission. - We all know how he feels about twitter's ITK's!