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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Tips for everyone today. £1 free bets at William Hill for Wolverhampton or Lingfield. Do an each way treble or something like that and you might get lucky.

    Am I not nice?
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jan 13, 2017
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Trev hasn't bet this year

    Long may it continue
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Me neither,might wait till Cheltenham and then again may not bother<ok>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 13, 2017
  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Gambol is running in the 645 at Wolverhampton 18-1. Only 1/5 odds though e/w.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Scum^^
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 13, 2017
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hooray!
     
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    Gambol, Jan 13, 2017
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I thought we were pals, Trev?
     
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    Gambol, Jan 13, 2017
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Yeah but he's a e/w better
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Who me? I should cocoa. I work in a bookies.
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I expect that makes me Scum come to think of it.
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Indeed I do, upstanding contributer to societal cohesion me
     
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  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    :huh: Edmiston Drive?
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Fatherhood suits you mate. It seems to have mellowed you.
     
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  15. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    The Christmas sweater was a belter according to sources close to the family.
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Don't tell me it was an annoying novelty one?
     
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    Food delivery, paid online Zip
    Food delivery, pay at door Make up the tip depending on change back, no more than £2
    Meal in pub (order at bar) Zip
    Meal in café/restaurant (order at table) At least 10%, minimum £5 if I ever intend to go back
    Barmaid (drinks only) Only ever had to do this in Vegas, $1 per drink
    Supermarket delivery Zip
    Taxi driver Seeing as they don't declare half what they ought to the entire fare is one big tip (black cabs) pound or to for the mini-cab
    Hotel porter Never had to so don't know
    Paperboy xmas tip We don't get papers delivered
    Postman xmas tip Zip
    Milkman xmas tip We don't get milk delivered
    Dustman xmas tip zip
    Removal men (each) £5 each
    Toilet attendant Zip, apart from the lovely aroma I leave behind
    Barber/Hairdresser £2 usually, £1 or zip if I come out looking like more of a Downy than I did when I went in


    I sometimes give my wife the tip but usually let her have the whole length (fnarr fnarr)

    What an excellent post by the way, this is just the kind of meaningless tomfoolery GC was invented for.
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Do you make a phone call before accepting anything over £50 on a nag? If so, then yes, scum.
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I tipped a toilet attendant 50 quid once because that's all I had on me. #baller

    True story. Won 3 grand at casino and thought I was ****ing the wolf of Ingram street. What an utter Fanny I was back in the day <doh>

    Cringe
     
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  20. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Still are by all accounts <sorry>
     
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