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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by scottish_in_the_toon, Aug 17, 2011.

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  1. scottish_in_the_toon

    scottish_in_the_toon Member

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    Just saw Cheik Tiote in tescos in Jesmond.

    He smelled bad (though was dressed as if just finished training) and was buying healthy food.

    It also looked as though he couldn't work the card machine.

    Just though I'd let everyone know for some reason.
     
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    scottish_in_the_toon, Aug 17, 2011
  2. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    There must be something wrong with your nose. Tiote's musk is the greatest aphrodisiac known to man. Especially known to women
     
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  3. DuD

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    No doubt he sensed your fear and gave off a warning scent.
     
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    DuD, Aug 17, 2011
  4. Heavy Metal Toon

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    It smelled bad to you, but to women it is an irresistible musk. He smells of man!
     
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  5. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Real men smell bad, get some nuts
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 17, 2011

  7. DuD

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    Also, was he buying any milk?
     
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  8. scottish_in_the_toon

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    There was a definite hint of snow leopard in his musk...

    He must have just finished lunch.
     
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    scottish_in_the_toon, Aug 17, 2011
  9. Cal.

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    Sure it wasn't Sex Panther?
     
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  10. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Sexual beast with a hint of Sperm Whale.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Aug 17, 2011
  11. scottish_in_the_toon

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    That was my nickname at school
     
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  12. MessiIsACisse

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    What Sperm whale or sexual beast?
     
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    MessiIsACisse, Aug 17, 2011
  13. scottish_in_the_toon

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    The full quote:

    Sexual beaast with a hint of sperm whale.

    It's a long one but i think it works.
     
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    scottish_in_the_toon, Aug 17, 2011
  14. Amnesiac

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    What you smelt was actually your own fear.
     
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    What about scent of shola?
     
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    Any man who gets close to Tiote and lives to tell the tale is turned gay, no questions asked. If a gay man catches the scent of Tiote then he develops minor superpowers.
     
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    Did you know that Tiote also works in a lesbian re-training centre?
     
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  18. NufcBano

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    Its legendary is that Tesco in Jesmond. Saw Gazza in there after he finished training with NUFC a few years back....before he went off the boil again......in case you were wondering he bought Lucozades not Booze.

    Would have cummed in my pants if Cheik walked in when im next to the fruit and veg section.
     
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    NufcBano, Aug 17, 2011
  19. I'm With Colo

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    I'm almost certain I was behind Moyo (and his family?) at the downtown Tesco a couple weeks ago...unsurprisingly there was rapid french being spoken
     
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    I'm With Colo, Aug 17, 2011
  20. Beatski

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    when panthers want sex they wear "eau de Tiote"
     
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    Beatski, Aug 17, 2011
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