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  1. brb

    brb CR250

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    Mine would be for...

    Blair
    Trump
    Diane Abbott

    Depending on my mood this could change without warning :)
     
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    brb, Dec 1, 2017
  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    brb
    Mick
    brb (in case I missed the first one)
     
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  3. brb

    brb CR250

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    ****ing good job this aint a semi automatic thread then <grr>


    <laugh>
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    God
    Santa
    The Easter Bunny
     
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  5. brb

    brb CR250

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    I have a spare bullet in the chamber for anyone that mentions God <whistle>
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Good luck shooting someone that doesn't exist <whistle>
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I ain't going down for my killing spree though.
     
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  8. brb

    brb CR250

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    True, your dead to me <laugh>
     
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    brb, Dec 1, 2017
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  9. Skylarker

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    ^^^^ ****er ^^^^
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <rofl>
     
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  11. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Trump
    Piers ****ing Morgan
    The **** who invented tights <grr>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just wear stockings mate if you’re having trouble getting your tights on.
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    It ain’t getting em on that I’ve ever had trouble with!...
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    NSIS in cross dressing reveal shocker.... <yikes>
     
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    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Ssshhhh!...you promised you wouldn’t give our secret away! .
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That pic you posted the other day wearing your bikini kind of gave it away mate.
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Prove it :bandit:
     
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    I'd use the first three bullets to shoot dead the staff in the arms store that I rob. Then I would use all the bullets I've pinched on...

    Blair
    Corbyn
    @brb
    Adam Johnson
    The dick head that lives 3 door down
    The copper that stitched me up 6 years ago
    David Moyes
    Diane Abbott
    Michael McIntyre
    Russell Howard
    John Carver
    Gerry Adams
    @Albert's Chip Shop
    @Dorty
    @The Liebherr Legacy (but just in the arse for a laugh)
    Laura Kuenssberg
    Piers Morgan
    Katie Hopkins
    The Pope
    Steven Taylor
    Nile Ranger
    Brad Pitt (Take out)
    Tom Hardy (The competition)
    Mr Tumble
    Gareth Gates b b b b b b b bang
    Harry Styles
    Ricky Gervais
    Andy Murray
    Thomas Schaffernacker
    Delia Smith
    Adrian Chiles
    Anne Robinson
    Paul O'Grady
    Eddie Izzard
    Justin Bieber
    Daniel Radcliffe

    Then I'd turn the gun on myself cos I ain't sitting in the pen for the rest of my days.
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    "The dick that lives 3 doors down" <laugh>

    Like it!
     
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  20. brb

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    Can you just move me down the list a few notches, I'm starting to feel insecure on here <laugh>
     
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