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you have something that goes fast

 

Sort of but not stupid fast. I don’t want a Lamborghini Huracan that’s why I don’t have one.

 

I think bmw or the other ****er mobile audi maybe?

 

there is another jaaaaag driver on here. Can you guess who it is..

 

I don't think anything mate.

 

That was in reply to captain's quote **** up.

 

A mate of mine has one of those, the performante in that hideous green. He looks a right penis.

 

you just said you did

 

No, I didn't.

 

I do like a BMW. I’d never own an Audi.

 

I'm a BMW ****er.

Cool as **** with it.

 

I’ve owned a few, they wipe the floor with Audi and Merc.

 

Only arseholes drive BMW, however many are switching to Audi A for arsehole , so maybe you're ok

 

Thanks mate.

 

Been looking at changing mine for something a bit smaller and more economical. Looking at the c class merc. C250 diesel Amg line. My issue has always been that mercs age badly. The interiors on them are stunning. I’d say superior to bmw. I’ve never like Audi’s.

I will probably go back to a bmw 330d mind. Debating an estate though. Pisses me off not being able to do the odd tip run.

 

no worries not all bmw drivers can be arseholes much in the same way not all sunderland fans supported a convicted *****phile

 

and you say I'm a boring **** !

 

You are.

 

coming from someone that wears brown cords, drives a jag and worries about his next exciting journey to the tip and thinks he's still got it

 

Don’t buy Merc mate they’ve nosedived into style over substance, BMW just give you so much more if you can get past the minimalist styling interior.