Trigger, on the impending birth of Cassandra and Rodney's baby: "If it's a girl they're going to call it Sigourney after the actress, if it's a boy they're going to call it Rodney after Dave" Brilliant !
Rodney: Why do you call me Dave, Trig’? My name’s not Dave, Its Rodney. Trigger: Are you sure? Rodney: Yes, I’ve checked it on my birth certificate and everything, it's definitely Rodney. Trigger: So what’s Dave, a nickname, like? Rodney: No - you’re the only person who calls me Dave, everybody else calls me Rodney - and the reason they call me Rodney, is because Rodney is my name. Trigger: Well, I shall have to get used to calling you Rodney from now on. Rodney: Thank you. Trigger: How long are you going to be, Baz? Me and Dave haven’t got all day.
My favourite bit from that episode is Del Boy saying, "She didn't know she'd been raped till the cheque bounced!