This years Xmas advert

It got me.

 

Hope this cheers you up bro



I’ve ordered one for you

 

No way I'm watching a 5min ad.

Whatever it is I don't want it.

 

It's not selling you anything, it's emosh, you should watch it.

 

Cba with that **** gonna roll a bifta instead bro

 

Don't watch it after a smoke, you'll be a wreck and ya girl will have to scoop you up off the floor again.

 

Yeah don't wanna put her through that again not after last years rendition of "last Xmas"

 

and 4 for yourself

 

I got 40s in and thought, Not today.

 

Do they sell it in a smaller version?

 

Can someone just give me the break down of it?

Old man dies, dog is sad but dog eats him and has a great Xmas?

 

Well that’s the closest I’ve been to tears for a long time. Gave my dog a hug and a treat anyway.

 

so man takes dog for walk in December but not after owner and pet have opened their daily advent calendar

Dog gets lost

Nex day, man goes to open advent calendar but doesn’t have it in him coz his dog missin

tears

looks through old pics of his bezie friend and himself

goes to look for him...where he last went missin

has heart attack dies

ghost of the dog turns up and they are both re United

Saf shoves advent calendar I bought for him up his arse

happy Xmas

 

Watched the whole thing thinking the song was ****ing ****e, then they ask ya to buy the song at the end.

 

Oh sounds bloody lovely that.


I thought mine was good

 

at least mine ended with some gay porn

 

Yeh, at least that.

 

**** you Those 'person and their dog' stories really get to me. I was getting invested in that and then...


****

 

You were watching and reading at the same time?