This Is Some Excuse

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-12191583

Cancer claim 'used by woman in sex deceit'


Woman 'deceived females into sex'

A woman has denied dating another female for almost nine years while posing as a man.

Samantha Brooks is said to have claimed her name was Lee Brooks to have sex with the woman.

The 26-year-old, from Bridge of Earn in Perthshire, faces a string of accusations including a claim she pretended to have cancer to avoid sexual contact.

An 8 year relationship with one woman and an 8 month one with someone else.

 

I'll reserve judgment until I see pictures of this crackpot lezzer.

 

http://www.nutkrackervideos.com/interesting/10901-woman-deceived-females-into-sex

I'm dumfounded at someone being with someone, straight or gay, for 8 years and not having sex with them!

But maybe that's just me.

 

How did you know I got married in 2003?

 

I thought the gay marriages only started in 2005.

 

Boom Boom.

I'm married to a female I'll have you know. Boys are for weekends only.

 

I'm saying nothing more on the subject, for fear of pissing anyone else off.

 

Maybe each night the lezzer switched the lights off and strapped on captain dildo.

With the constant muff action and endless drilling this bird got I bet she never complained or asked any questions.

 

Coward. Offending people is what this forum is for.

 

Hemp knicker wearing ladies can say they're married all they want.

But everyone is just nodding in a patronising "Of course you are dear" kinda way