was shagged by me a couple of years ago and she was a gid ride - does shagging a bird that went onto topping most popular news stories on BBC site make you cool? A youth worker is in intensive care after being impaled on a spiked railing when she slipped on an icy path outside her front door in Perth. Kirsty Scott, 23, underwent emergency surgery after the five-inch spike was lodged in her throat and trapped her on the fence for 30 minutes.
Of me shagging her? what do you take me for gambol some sort of **** http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-16257987 Bird stays next to my cousin as well, wonder if he got a good view.
Is that no what facebooks for? you'll have better luck than me I've got no time for that ****e. That you recovered from your savage beat down by a couple of poles then is it?
That you recovered from your savage beat down by a couple of poles then is it?[/QUOTE] Yip and thanks for the get well card
If you had pictures of you shagging her while she was impaled on the spike then a few Not606ers would be getting the Kleenex and hand lotion ready.
Why did the guy who found her not take advantage of the opportunity while she was impaled? Perfect chance to pull her drawers doon and get fired in about any hole of his choice. Eejit.
They're no so much about rape here, more about shagging your sisters and having kids with your cousins
Not a lot happens round these ways if you lived in devon that would be enough to make you a C list celebrity .people who go on jeremy kyle are B listers and the only A lister is merlin off britains got talent a few years ago.you would probably be able to get in clubs free,maybe get your photo taken with the mayor .i cna just imagine the front page of the journal LOCAL BOY SHAGS BIRD OFF THE NEWS
I'm already a celebrity here pal, I'm loved by those who hate travellers (5%) and hated by travellers (80%) of perths population is that no what being a celebrity is?
