The Worst Alcoholic Drinks?

I tried Grappa recently and it was ****ing brutal stuff.

Also, how anyone can drink Buckfast without vomiting after the first mouthful is beyond me.

 

If I recall correctly, Grappa is made from all the crap that wasn't good enough to go into the regular wine.

I find most spirits pretty disgusting.

 

Tequila

I don't understand how anyone can drink this

You take salt and bitter lemon to make it taste better ffs

Yuck

 

Does that make you feel like less of a man?

I tried some Korean rice liqueur a few weeks ago. It was ****ing rank.

 

Gin. Cant stand the stuff!

 

No. Having a remarkably small penis and fighting like a big girl makes me feel like less of a man.

 

Me Ma's home made wines:
Parsnip tasted like vodka.
Rosehip looked like brown sludge.
Apple was drinkable.

 

I made cider once. Left it to ferment away in a cupboard for two years. **** knows what strength it was but after two pints I was talking gibberish and slurring every other word. It was more like Calvados that cider.

 

Turbo cider is a quick & dirty drink you can brew in a few days

 

grappa is vile... I have some italian friends I think they drink it with an espresso.. truely vile stuff..

I love tequila though, used to love Jagermeister but have over done the stuff an it just makes me feel sick these days..

Anyone tried absinthe? that **** is mental.

 

Soju? I lived in Korea for 2 years and once you get used to the stuff it is pretty good.

 

I can drink anything, apart from Beer, Lager, Ale or Stout.

I can have a pint then I need to spend the next 40 mins pissing.

I drink wine and spirits Fri-Sun then spend the week recovering.

 

Yer no supposed to drink Tequila for the pleasure. You slam them and see where you wake up a few days later. It's an adventure.

 

Absinthe, yep its a head ****. Are there two different types? One available on the continent which I think is spelt with a Y which is the original & apparently still has hallucinogenic quality’s.

 

Yeah there is a stronger version on the continent.. it does peculiar things to you.. about ten years ago my mate who had a bar acquired a few bottles of it..

you are meant to get a teaspoon filled with sugar dip the sugar in the absinthe then light the spoon with the sugar and absinthe when it starts to bubble and caramelise stir it into the absinthe.. I managed 7 one night then woke up the next morning in bed with two birds who were sisters... unfortunately for me i was fully clothed..

 

But the sisters were naked licking one another out?

 

Incest <boak>

 

As long as they weren't my sisters I'm sure I could deal with it.

 

I love a dcecent bottle of red but I just can't get my head around Port, every time I take a sip I think the missus is poisoning me again....

 

unfortunately not.. **** story really eh?