Do you think that the scousers team is currently a good football team? [Y/N] No, we're a ****ing great team! Are you one of those who think that with a bit of luck that the scousers could be a top 4 team [Y/N] ?Not while Brendan is there Do you believe that Suarez is a cheat [Y/N] No, he is a racist. Do you believe that Rodgers is unproven and has been promoted beyond his ability [Y/N] Yes Are you one of those who believe that the scousers will challenge for the title as soon as the scousers win 2 games in a row [Y/N] No Do you jump for joy and go without food and drink yourself silly on the rare United defeat? [Y/N] No Do you believe like any knowledgeable football fan that Sir Alex Ferguson is the greatest football manager of them all? [Y/N] Best manager in my lifetime. Do you believe that the scousers wait for a first premiership title will be less than United's long wait i.e 26 years ? [Y/N] Hard to say, a sugar daddy might come along. Are you embarassed that fans of the scousers have got this delusion that they are somehow more knowledgeable than other fans ? [Y/N] We have some proper twats and some top lads, same as any other club. Do you accept that Dalglish was the main culprit in dragging the club into mediocrity by his poor and financially crippling purchases? [Y/N] No, he was one of a number of culprits. We were on the decline before we signed Carrol, Downing et al and therefore quite rightly should be called a buffoon [Y/N] no, see above Are you prepared to be anally examined by whoever United fan who feels like it? [Y/N] if the moneys right and the fingers are fat.
The result is...PASS...just (55%) As a scouser fan you have more sanity than most of your fellow fans although your first answer hints at impending delusion. Congratulations...
Only if you want me to whack it with my ban hammer. Wait, were you using badge as a euphemism for something? Rule 19) The Utd board must NEVER EVER EVER have a Rep Thread.
You're just upset because its true! Have you passed Christiansmith's screening yet? It's rule number 18, kind of mandatory now.
