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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Mar 20, 2012.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...about blowjobs.

    [video=youtube;zCjkDz1gR9Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zCjkDz1gR9Y[/video]
     
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    Gambol, Mar 20, 2012
  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You bastard Gambol. I was sure that would end with them all looking like a decorators radio.

    Scariest thing to hear? "I've never done this before" <yikes>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 20, 2012
  3. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    So - I didn't learn anything new !
     
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  4. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    What?
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Mar 20, 2012
  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yep I once had a girl say that just before. My initial thought was "great mine is the first dick to get the honour". Until she proceeded to teeth and fumble her way through the process. Virgin mouth action is overrated for me judged on that experience.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 20, 2012
  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Pain in the arse when they ask you to let them know when you're about to blow your load, most of the time I don't bother telling them. Always a nice surprise for them
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 20, 2012
  7. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I had a dream about you last night. You were there, Trev (who's real name in my dream was James), and Al Pa-****ing-cino!!!!!!
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 20, 2012
  8. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Unless you were giving out blowjobs then I don't want to know any more about it
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 20, 2012
  9. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    :cheesy: I did a line up. It was like being back at school.
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 20, 2012
  10. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Aye, but you're meant to be her guide so if it was a ****e blow job it was your own fault.
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Mar 20, 2012

  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You and Al had shots at sucking Tina whole while James (Trev) maniacally practices onanism
     
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    VenomPD, Mar 20, 2012
  12. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Who's cock was the biggest?
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 20, 2012
  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I don't even know what that means but I burst out laughing :cheesy:

    rominanonlyone <laugh>
     
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  14. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Mine :cheesy:
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 20, 2012
  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> I was too busy wondering the **** she was playing at and thinking how I preferred her slutty sister! (mate bagged her)
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 20, 2012
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    My ex-missus' sookin skills greatly improved after I introduced her to watching porn regulalry. <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Mar 20, 2012

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