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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 26, 2015.

  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    A vending machine?
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    4+1, you mean channel 5?
     
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    Testing
     

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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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    Hell yes I'm tough enough

    <rofl>
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> I'm pretty sure his spin doctor never told him to say it so gay though
     
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    This campaign is going to be cringeworthy as Miliband is going to be absolutely destroyed by the media. I don't like it as I'd rather see them defending their policies or, in the case of the Tories and Lib dems, explaining why they did certain things. That said Miliband isn't exactly helping himself and last night's pathetic impression of a WWE wrestler (hopefully unintentional) was a prime example <doh>

    The more I think about it the more I reckon the Tories may actually get an overall majority - may be worth lumping on the 9/2 as i'll need the winnings for when they do away with the Public sector altogether.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Thank **** someone pulled him up about that carry on with his brother though. No one in their right minds would've chosen him over David.

    There is no quality in the labour leadership. Hopeless ****s one and all.
     
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  10. Toby

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    Does it hurt being that stupid? :huh:
     
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    Round one to Davie Boy

    More cuts please George
     
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  12. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    All I ask from my politicians is to shrink the state, lower taxes and create a positive atmosphere for business.

    Lib-Cons are doing just that.

    More of the same for this foodbank donating, zero-contract employer.
     
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  13. Mick

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    When weighing up offers I basically took a pay cut not to go back to the UK - after taxes it was only a small pay cut, before taxes it was a huge pay cut. That upper band kicks in too early - certainly for single earner households with dependents and London rents... I would have probably needed to try play the benefits game, claim DLA and stuff for my son just to get some tax back. That's how the ****ers sucker you in - they charge you so much that you become reliant on hand-backs through various state services... next thing ya know your voting Labour <wah>
     
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    I get Child benefit and that's it!!

    But I had an £8k personal tax bill to pay, gave the missus 75% of the company and this shrunk the tax bill down to £103. I complained yesterday about my tax code and they wiped out the tax bill <somersault>

    Bad news is that in the next month, the Company needs to pay £70k in various taxes so plenty of beel in Château Lochrie in April.
     
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    Wit corporation tax or whit?

    Am handsome as **** these days
     
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  16. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    PAYE/NI/CT and VAT

    Looking at the bank going to myself "aye, yer doin awrite bazdawg" then BOOM, along come HMRC and steals all my dough.
     
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    The Taxmans taken all your dough and left you in your stately home.
     
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  18. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    I'm just your average Joe trying to make an honest buck, but everyfucker and their Da is trying to take off me what I've worked for.

    It's every-man for himself I'm afraid. All this pish about paying what is morally due is the bollocks peddled by the braindead left and gobbled up the the brainwashed masses to keep them amused whilst the really rich and powerful gobble each other in ****inghim Palace.

    The sooner every **** realises that and stops moaning about getting more tax from ****s the better.

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  19. Archers Road

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    Just watched the Pac Dog waterboarding the smarmy **** Cameron. The wrong Milliband up next.

    I'd vote for Paxman btw.
     
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  20. Mick

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    Personally, I see everyone moaning about the Tories and austerity and I feel bad for them. I think; "****, imagine I was reliant on the state like that, just for a change of government to screw me - I need to be as independent as possible so that no Tory **** ever has that power over me". Perversely, this sort of thinking makes me a Tory **** <wah>
     
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