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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    So what is your favourite meat and how do you like it?

    I just bought a 7.5kg serrano ham and am looking forward to slicing it all summer.
     
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    You just know with that Thread Title that this is going to hit the slope and go down hill fast.........saying that I am currently liking a nice Rib Eye, pan seared and then in the oven to finish off for a medium rare, always remember kids to let the meat rest after cooking, served with pan fried mushrooms, onion rings and a small side salad.
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Penis...











    And Turkey <badger>
     
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    Gave up meat a few years ago, of the meat substitutes, asda chicken style pieces and soya mince are the best, quorn is vile.
     
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    Quorn is like chewing cardboard soaked in tramps piss
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    That worrying part of that statement is that it was said with such conviction that you must have tried both! <yikes>
     
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  7. Commachio

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    You giving cooking tips yet put a rib eye in the oven.
     
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    I worked some 8 years as a professional chef up to 3 Rosette level, when you have some knowledge please feel free to talk otherwise shut your fanny, the best way to cook a steak is to seal it and then oven roast and rest the meat before serving, 30 years plus in the trade so **** off.
     
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  9. Lord Jonjomort

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    This, all day long.

    I actually prefer the taste of sirloin but can appreciate a decent rib-eye.

    For any meat, I am an absolute sucker for hot chicken wings and marinated thighs. Currently in the garden waiting to fire up the bbq, got some thighs marinating in a cross-over mexican/peri-peri mix with added chilli jam.
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Oh get you Jamie ****ing Oliver.

    I wasnt slagging the method of. Just questioning it, as ive never done it way and was curious..

    Now im not interested given your reply..

    Take ya heed for a boil with your carrots. You chutney ferret.
     
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    <laugh>

    My favourite meat dish is cooked from scratch.

    BBQ chicken pizza. Bought from Asda. In a "BBQ chicken pizza" box.

    It's so satisfying being involved in the whole process and being able to say "I took it out of the packaging and put that in their".
     
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    Never thought you were into the box mate.
    :)
     
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  13. Brian Storm

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    Rib eye, medium rare. I like my steak rare but to have a rib eye too rare then the marbled fat doesn't melt in your mouth.
     
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    This is true
     
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    There's a local dish in Gloucestershire called the Longford Lamb.
    It is lamb shoulder in light spice and the meat literally falls off the bone.
    You have to be a far bastard to tackle it though.
    Obi has it as part of a mixed grill with a joint of beef, leg of pork and a ostrich.
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Nice lamb leg (Sorry Valley), slow roasted all day <ok>
     
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    We'd have made do with your favourite meat without you throwing in what you like to spend your spare time doing! <yikes>
     
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    Beef musli or warrior porridge as I like to call it.
     
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    Kangaroo steaks in peppercorn sauce.
     
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