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The Longstaffs

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    So do you think Mrs Longstaff bumped into Zidane way back? (Twice)

    Maybe we can arrange for her to meet Messi... we could have a decent production line doing there.

    It’s great to see two local brothers playing together for NUFC.

    Very humble lads.
     
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    Can they bowl ??
     
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    Their dad is one of our best ice hockey players apparently. Sporting dynasty.
     
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    Shame none of them can play cricket.
     
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    His man could always have a one night stand with Joe Root. If it’s twins we’d have two world class batsmen in 20 years.
     
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    In fact, with Mrs Longstaff we could breed our way to the cricket and football summit here in the North East.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Thanks for the PM mate <ok>

    I’m humbled.
     
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    No worries look i know im a hot potatoe , but ive not hard feelings... i just need to keep my head a bit more and not get so emotional.
     
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    What did you get Tel?

    Rachel Riley nudes?
     
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    Dunno i forgot tbh
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just try to pick your moments mate, you don’t have to reply to every post on the board <laugh>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It was either a dot (.) or a picture of his nob, I’m at a loss, I’ve studied for far too long now and it’s lost all meaning.
     
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    Im off sick.. bored so im deliberatley being annoying.. it was seemingly unwise because low and behold its kinda backfired on me.
     
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    Right thats it i want a fight x
     
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    No sheet Sherlock <laugh>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just lay low for a few days bro, it’ll blow over. Just come with more numbers next time.
     
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    Im always on the wind but its meant in the good spirit of the game.... i go a bit far at times , but where others see danger I see a whole world of opportunity. I need to resist that .
     
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    A few days ? Ive been on already ... one thing ill say is i feel bad about causing this level of agro ... i love banter i like a bit of abuse .. i sometimes misinterpret people a bit ... i certainly did with you ... this morning I wanted to drink your blood but now i want to save you from anything from jason vorhees to an alien invasion.. im sorry getting you wrong mate. Respect .
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It’s all good bro.
     
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    We need another mafia/dungeons and dragons game Mick to spice things up.
     
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